Billy the Ex-Bethelite

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  I was shy on my first JW.ORG Video, I am so happy sharing God's Organization with you!

  by JWCart1975 in

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  jw.org is the fastest growing media outlet in the world, our local cobe said we are going to take the media from satan's wicked world!

  repent before it's too late and come back to the kingdom hall with all your loving brothers and sisters!

  you won't find happiness without jehovah's organization and you know it!

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  Would a cart lie? I don't think so,
  
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  Caleb & Sofia have Mormon cousins

  by wifibandit in

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  this was pointed out by throwingawayjehovah.

  http://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/2lnkst/this_was_in_a_mormon_catalog_that_got_sent_to_us/.

  http://www.coreyegbert.com/blog/i-want-to-be-baptized.

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  Maybe they both have cultoons... but do the Mormons have any videos for the deaf demonstrating how to masturbate, and explaining why masturbation makes god sad?
  
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  Stephen Fry says everything I believe in two minutes

  by cofty in

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  "it is perfectly apparent that god is monstrous, utterly monstrous, and deserves no respect whatsoever.

  the moment you banish him, your life become purer, simpler, cleaner; more worth living in my opinion.".

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  Much better than JW TV!!
  
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  Translating and deciphering witness expressions.

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  2. beliefs

  i wanted to start a thread with correct explanations of what witnesses really mean when they say stuff... please add to it!.

  "we missed you at the last meeting" = "where were you?

  why did you miss a meeting!?".

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  "That Governing Body member sure is humble." = "He bragged about his humility so much, his talk should have been entitled, 'Be More Humble... Like ME!'"
  
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  Translating and deciphering witness expressions.

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  i wanted to start a thread with correct explanations of what witnesses really mean when they say stuff... please add to it!.

  "we missed you at the last meeting" = "where were you?

  why did you miss a meeting!?".

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  "That talk was very spiritually deep." = "I didn't understand a word of it."

  "I really enjoyed the COs visit." = "...particularly the part where he drove away on Sunday."
  
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  HOW EXACTLY does god communicate with or direct the GB?

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  we're all familiar with the organisations claims (and have seen the flow diagrams in books and mags) that the gb is "directed by god".

  in turn, the local elders are "directed by god".

  so, how exactly do they suppose this happens?

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  Brooklyn has a direct line to the man upstairs!
  

  
  
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  Ode to the trolleys in Feb's broadcast

  by konceptual99 in

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  check out the song about the trolley at the end of this month's dubcast.. http://www.jw.org/download/?fileformat=mp4&output=html&pub=jwb&issue=201502.

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  I watched the trolley "musical" and stopped for a look at some other spots. The music, graphics, and a few young faces amid the usual cult stuff delivered by old white dudes brings one thing to mind:

  

  They can try their best on the web and build new KHs with windows, but the cult is still a turd.
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  Some screenshots from new KH meeting!

  by pixel in

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  they just put up a link to watch a replay of the "new kh meeting", here some screenshots.. .

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  Gosh, all those windows! I wonder if it's true what they say that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
  

  Because I've known a lot of dubs that could really throw stones!
  
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  Some screenshots from new KH meeting!

  by pixel in

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  they just put up a link to watch a replay of the "new kh meeting", here some screenshots.. .

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  Gosh, all those windows! I hope they know some good window-washers. Oh, right, it's a Kingdumb Haul.
  
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  New Appointments Are Very Fast & All On The CO

  by baldeagle in

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  2. bible

  the week of september 15, 2014 was the congregations cos visit.

  the midweek meeting was on tuesday, a very general bland talk was given by the co. in the past we would have had the elders & servants meeting on thursday night, and the other congregation meeting on friday.

  as you know the friday meeting is no more.

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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  So the CO is doing the appointing very publicly, and not the GB. What could go wrong?

  Well, if something does go wrong, this seems appropriate: